Yes my crickets, it is election year. And, I, officially, can no longer suffer the accusations and one-liners anymore. Please, feel free to share your own call and responses… as long as it is entertaining AND truthful, and not TOO harsh, all perspectives are welcome.

Call: “Man, we are in trouble if Hillary wins…”

Response: “Yes. You better watch your step, she has your wife on speed dial.”

Call: “If Hillary wins, we are in deep sh*t…”

Response: “Yes my dear, women have a way of seeing through all your bullsh*t.”

Call: “Hillary is a criminal!”

Response: “Statistically that is improbable. Men are much more likely to commit crimes than women. Well, except for prostitution, women are arrested more for that. I wonder why that is?”